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I know that 98% of you are coming to my website for some free entertainment. I get it. This is just a way for the other 2% to send me a little love (& no, my hand is not out). Like I've always said "Don't thank me with words, thank me with money!"








































How to send me stuff:
 
Ok, so I've made this a little difficult. Alas, I am too lazy to actually fill  these out & make a million different wishlists (so sue me). Just click on the links & get a gift certificate emailed to your email address (or snail mailed to your home address), then email the gift certificate number to me here. blahblahblah .
Thanks in advance,
Dallas!
 
ps: If you'd like for me to take pix in/with your gift (so you know this isn't some elaborate scam from a fat,male loser) let me know.






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